http://woodlandcritters.net en-us http://woodlandcritters.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=8 Please if you can Dowload Xfire and join our guild at <a href="http://www.xfire.com/clans/woodlandcritters/">http://www.xfire.com/clans/woodlandcritters/</a><br><br>This will help us now to keep in touch and in the future with guild things! http://woodlandcritters.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=7 <img alt="Epic Keepz" src="epic.jpg" border="0"><br><br>Traxen, Akando, Exorcist, and Hugedawng take the guild's first keep! http://woodlandcritters.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=3 <img border="0" src="images/critters/WARwoodlandcritters.jpg"> <br> <em><strong>All Members be sure to introduce yourself on the Introduction sticky under the General Chat section of the Off Topic Forums</strong></em><strong><br></strong><strong>Porcupiney</strong>: <em>[feeling a kick]</em> Oooo.<br><strong>Beary</strong>: You all right, Lady Porcupiney? <br><strong>Porcupiney</strong>: Oh yes, just felt a little kick is all. <br><strong>Beavery </strong>: Well, it's been much too long now. Uh I'm afraid our helpful friend Stanny must be very dead. <br><strong>Foxy</strong>: Yep, the mountain lion probably swallowed him whole. <br><strong>Rabbity</strong>: I guess that means our Savior is gonna be made into Savior stew. <br><strong>Critters</strong>: Awwww. <br><strong>Chickadee-y</strong>: <em>[flitting straight up into the air]</em> Wait a minute, look! <em>[the animals turn to see Stan approaching them]</em> <br><strong>Critters</strong>: Stanny! <em>[they gather in front of him]</em> <br><strong>Mousey</strong>: Stanny, you're alive. <br><strong>Beary</strong>: But, does that mean you killed the mountain lion? <br><strong>Stan</strong>: It's dead. <br><strong>Deery</strong>: For real and for true? <br><strong>Beavery</strong>: Are you sure. <br><strong>Stan</strong>: I'm sure. It won't be hurting you anymore. <br><strong>Squirrely</strong>: He did it! Now our critter Christmas can finally happen! Hail Satan! <br><strong>Critters</strong>: Hail Satan! <br><strong>Stan</strong>: Wait, wha-what? <br><strong>Beavery</strong>: You've done us a huge favor, Stanny! Without the mountain lion around, the Lady Porcupiney can give birth to the Antichrist! <br><strong>Critters:</strong> Yaaay Satan! <em>[they head over to the manger]</em> <br><strong>Stan</strong>: Waiwait, the Antichrist?? You said she was giving birth to your savior! <br><strong>Squirrely</strong>: Yeah, to the Son of our Lord, Satan, Prince of Darkness. <br><strong>Stan</strong>: But I thought you meant the Son of God! <br><strong>Deery</strong>: Well, think about it: You really think God would have sex with a porcupine?<br><strong>Chickadee-y</strong>: No way! Only Satan, Prince of Darkness and King of all Evil would do that! Yay! <br><strong>Foxy</strong>: This just calls for a celebration! Let's sacrifice Rabbity and eat his flesh! <br><strong>Rabbity</strong>: Yay! Sacrifice me to the Devil! http://woodlandcritters.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1 Welcome, to the newly formed website of our upcoming guild!<br> <img width="500" height="500" border="0" src="http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj301/Kylrk/derk.jpg">